Are you tired of luxury ski town vibes and $22 cocktails? Do you crave the unapologetic aroma of American Spirits, beer burps, and two-stroke exhaust? Then the Telluride Valley Floor Trailer Park tee is your new uniform. This hoody boldly celebrates the gritty underbelly of Colorado's prettiest box canyon—where elk cross uninvited, prairie dogs run the HOA, and the side-by-side is king.
Perfect for:
Smoking darts with your Neighbors
Après-ski at the Double-Wide
Keeping it real while everyone else rents e-bikes
Buy one now and let the world know you don't need a million-dollar view—just a trailer, a tallboy, and a borderline-legal off-roader.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
