VFTP - Trucker Hat

Because shade is for cowards.

Whether you’re ripping your side-by-side down the valley floor, shotgunning a beer at altitude, or flipping off tourists from your porch recliner, this hat does the talking so you don’t have to.

Boldly stitched with the trailer park logo of legends—elk, prairie dog, camper, and all—this dome-cover says, “I might not be local, but I’m definitely here to stay until my tags expire.”

Worn backwards: doubles as a mullet amplifier.
Worn forwards: blocks the sun and passive-aggressive stares from trust fund hippies.
Worn sideways: you’re legally required to shotgun something.

Perfect for:
Dating apps filtered by zip code
Arguing about land use at the bar
Winning an argument with zero facts and 100% confidence

Grab one before they sell out—or get banned by the town council.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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